As a recent alumnus of the job market, I can personally attest to the fact that while there is a shortage of available jobs, there is apparently no shortage of inane interview questions:
Where do you see yourself in five years?
If you were an animal (vegetable, mineral, superhero, whatever), what kind would you be?
What would your last employer say about you?
If you were the size of a pencil and we put you in a blender, how would you escape?
But my least favorite of all time has to be: What is your greatest weakness?
Hunting for my first job, I must have answered that question a dozen times – never honestly. My top three answers, depending on the situation, were:
- I am so driven to succeed, sometimes I work too hard.
- I have a habit of doing all the work and giving my boss all the credit.
- I possess the agility of a spider and the strength of six men, but I struggle to harness it for the purposes of good.